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Instead of pimping my Dick for millions to Penguin Random House, I decided to give it away FREE on Amazon so it would quickly become the common artistic-cum-intellectual heritage of all mankind. But Bezos won't let me publish if I don't charge at least $2.99.

So read THE DICK for pocket change!!!! What do you have to lose aside from your boredom, your suicidal hopelessness, your astonishing ignorance, your chronic flaccidity?

If, after all this foreplay, you're still not ready to go all the way, click JUST THE TIP OF THE DICK-PDF, and I'll slip you the first chapters for absolutely free!!!

"Dick Hardman was a porn star, and he was working..."